Saturday, January 14, 2006

Rev Pat Robertson's message from God: Ah, what He meant to say was...


Last week, in the immediate aftermath of Israeli PM Aerial Sharon’s massive stroke, televangelist Pat Robertson announced that God confided in him that He struck down Sharon for daring to give to Palestinians land He promised the Jews, His chosen people.

This week, however, after the Israelis were so outraged that they
rescinded a $50 million contract with him to build a Christian bazaar in the “Holy Land”, Robertson made the even more extraordinary announcement that God confided in him again, this time, to explain that He was only kidding, and that He apologizes for the sinister joke about Sharon….

Note: Yet more proof that there’s nothing like wads of cash to help “men of God” get His message straight!

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Kathy said...

LOL!!!!

That's really funny ALH.

I hope we don't hear from Rev Robertson next week that God struck you down for making fun of HIM...

1/14/2006 06:55:00 AM  

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