BEWARE: E. Coli-laden spinach might be new weapon of choice for jihad bin-laden terrorists...

Muslims have decreed that Pope Benedict XVI must die for implying that Islam has been hijacked by evil and inhuman radicals...duh!

Meanwhile, you’ve probably heard about people dying in America from e. coli-laden spinach. In fact, U.S. intelligence experts have always suspected that al-Qaeda might try to contaminate the food supply. But using spinach hardly seems an effective strategy for inflicting mass casualties in this fast-food nation.

So, eat your spinach! (once the recall is lifted…).

Of course, using it to kill the Pope would be truly inspired…..(Just kidding!)