Final word on the mess Anna Nicole left behind in The Bahamas…I promise

These photos of our Bahamian Minister of Immigration, Hon. Shane Gibson, spread across the front page of a national newspaper had heads spinning and tongues wagging all over the country today. Because when members of the opposition accused him of fast-tracking Anna Nicole’s application for permanent residency as a special favor, Gibson not only denied their accusation; he actually demanded their resignations “forthwith” for even implying such an inappropriate and scandalous relationship between him and this buxom blonde.

But when I heard about government officials and respectable lawyers in The Bahamas becoming ensnared in the tragic life of Anna Nicole, I admonished them to keep her at arms length in a commentary dated 3 November 2006, which I concluded as follows:

The Bahamians responsible for elevating this farce to a national debate should be ashamed of themselves. Indeed, who would’ve thought that Anna Nicole could make erstwhile respectable politicians and accomplished professionals, even in a “banana republic”, look like fools?

Moreover, instead of demanding the heads of the lawyers involved, I suggest the minister of immigration [Shane Gibson] demand that Anna Nicole produce the documents and financing necessary to fund her permanent residency, forthwith, or be deported… post haste!

But who knew that Anna Nicole had already cast her spell over him? And, whether she actually gave him some pregnant (or post-partum) nookie is immaterial. (Although, for what she will end up costing him, I hope she did.)

At any rate, to preserve the integrity of his government, Prime Minister Perry Christie must demand Gibson’s resignation…forthwith! And this week’s scheduled meeting of his Party’s re-nomination committee for candidates to stand at the forthcoming general elections provides a fortuitous opportunity for the PM to sack Gibson along with other undesirable incumbents.

Finally, who do you think got paid good money for pimping these exclusive pictures to the newspaper…? I urge Bahamian authorities to confiscate Howard K. Stern’s passport immediately pending the inquest into the death of Anna Nicole’s son....

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