Sheryl Crow’s proposal to wipe away global warming:

Last week, Sheryl Crow set tongues wagging with her new environmental activism, which included accosting Karl Rove, President Bush’s political “architect”, with her concerns about global warming at a black-tie media event and issuing the following scatological press release a few days later:

I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming....I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

But, as part of the solution, I propose Sheryl just shut up and sing! Because that alone would reduce hot air emissions considerably.

Sheryl Crow