UPDATE: Judge orders Paris back to jail!

Just moments ago, the Judge who originally sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail ordered her back to do the remainder of her time.

And so, despite all the drama (complete with Sheriff’s deputies hauling Paris out of court bawling her eyes out and screaming “It's not right….Mom...Mom?!”), all's well that ends well....

NOTE: If you're still wondering about the mental condition that precipitated this latest episode, which Paris now seems especially motivated to present, my lay diagnosis is that she's just suffering an acute case of entitlementus interruptus....




Paris Hilton jail bird again