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Archives for March 2005

Johnnie Cochran: The Lawyer Who Saved OJ Dies

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 10:50 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

1937 – 2005 Johnnie L Cochran, the most clever, debonair and charismatic lawyer of our time, died yesterday from an inoperable brain tumor. Too many people only regarded Cochran as the lawyer who helped OJ Simpson get away with murder. But for those of us who knew a little about the man, Johnnie was not… Read more.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: from He-man to Girlie-man!

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 10:48 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall
Arnold Schwarzenegger posing in his prime and in swimsuit years after his prime inset.

Anabolic steroids have been a topic of considerable public debate lately. But nobody exploited and personified their use more infamously than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger: from he-man to girlie-man Schwarzenegger now serves as a public service announcement against steroid use: he flaunted the inflated benefits in his prime, but now displays the deflated effects in his old age.  In short, using… Read more.

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Zimbabweans pray for liberation from their liberator – Robert Mugabe

Tuesday, March 29, 2005 at 11:33 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

Robert Mugabe has decreed that his iron fist shall continue to rule Zimbabwe! The Mugabe government of Zimbabwe is the most corrupt, dysfunctional, and incompetent in Africa. And, on a continent that has the most corrupt, dysfunctional, and incompetent governments in the entire world, Mugabe’s achievement in this regard is a truly dubious distinction. Therefore,… Read more.

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Kofi Annan’s UN Demise…

Monday, March 28, 2005 at 2:25 PM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

Kojo Annan: Scapegoat and Nepotistic villain? It seems that the investigations into widely reported corruption and malfeasance at the United Nations have plunged its seemingly unflappable leader, Kofi Annan, into extreme depths of despair. Many speculate, however, that Annan’s emotional anguish has not been caused by pending reports on the UN’s negligent performance in peacekeeping… Read more.

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The Pope, Terri Schiavo and Prince Rainier: Eternal Vigils for the Living Dead…

Sunday, March 27, 2005 at 12:18 PM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

Is it just me or is the 24/7 media coverage of the death throes of the Pope, Mrs Schiavo and now, perhaps, Prince Rainier of Monaco becoming a macabre farce? The Pope Witness the spectacle on Good Friday of the Pope being put on display like a scene out of Weekend at Bernie’s. Indeed, the… Read more.

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Europeans cower under Bush’s command to NOT resume Weapons sales to China

Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 11:47 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

Sorry Hu. I know we promised. But George says that if we share our toys with you, he won’t play with us anymore….And, well, you understand, no? Meanwhile, Bush – the democracy crusader – has decided to undermine the world’s largest democracy (India) by selling nuclear capable jet fighters to its neighbour and perennial enemy,… Read more.

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Putinization: President Putin reforming Russia in his own image

Friday, March 25, 2005 at 11:35 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

Comrade Putin commandeering the Russian ship of state back to the safe harbor of Soviet times… The Putinization of Russia continues apace, and Papa Joe Stalin must be very proud indeed. In fact, President Vladimir Putin’s power and influence have become so totalitarian that national polls show Russians have more faith in him than in… Read more.

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Whitney Houston Says Crack Is Whack. But It’s Back!

Friday, March 25, 2005 at 11:30 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall
Whitney Houston in infamous interview with Diane Sawyer and with her husband Bobby Brown in court inset.

Wow, Whitney Houston is a bigger crackhead than Bobby Brown? Ain’t that a bitch!  When Whitney married Bobby 13 years ago, we all feared he would lead her astray. Yet all indications are that she has rivaled him in bringing public disgrace and humiliation upon their family. Crack is whack Bobby already had a notorious record of bad… Read more.

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Barry Bonds: Coward, Cry Baby & Cheater (on Baseball and his Wife!)

Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 11:43 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

Bonds: Hey, if I were on steroids, do you think I’d need these damn crutches to walk – duh! It seems Barry Bonds would rather run away from baseball than stand up at the plate and risk being exposed as the most infamous cheater in the history professional sports. Yesterday, the man who would be… Read more.

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Who’s That Girl…The Latina Madonna?

Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 11:36 AM
Written by Anthony L. Hall

Gloria Trevi: Living la vida loca… At a time when fans who wanted to be like Mike (Jackson that is) are moon walking in droves away from his image, Madonna wannabes remain as devoted to her ever changing style as ever. Indeed, it seems that almost every country in the world still has its own… Read more.

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