Michael Jackson performing his best in years…
In a rather pathetic attempt to delay or escape his trial for sexually molesting a little boy, Michael Jackson failed to show up as required in court yesterday. The judge immediately issued a warrant for his arrest – telling Jackson’s lawyer that he’s fed up with Michael’s prima donna antics.
Upon hearing of the arrest warrant, Jackson’s team proffered that the poor baby’s back was hurting and they had to rush him to the hospital. (No doubt to take over another intensive care unit and precipitate the death of yet another grandmother. The relatives of the poor old woman who died the last time he pulled this stunt are suing for his millions that seem to be disappearing faster than his pigmentation.) Of course, Michael’s back ache might just be a delayed reaction to the slipped disc he sustained when he pounced on top of his SUV to better grace his fans a few months ago.
Does anyone remember his dramatic complaint on 60 Minutes about Sheriff’s Deputies dislocating his shoulder? Yeah right!
But after yesterday’s performance, it is clear beyond any reasonable doubt that Michael is a pathological corrupter and abuser of little boys. What’s more, he fascinates today as a walking freak show far more than he ever did as the “King of Pop”!
Therefore, it is a sickening spectacle to see so many people around Michael continue to enable his weird behavior. For example:
Why the presidential motorcade every day to trial?
Why do his lawyers run out of court every morning like sycophantic courtiers to great his motorcade?
Why the forced smiles as they then escort him (his black eunuch holding his umbrella – come rain or shine) to the court room – with Michael repeatedly upsetting the flow of the parade to spin and wave at the mirage of his screaming fans? And,
Why did it not occur to anyone in that entourage to contact the Judge before he was already late for trial?
Everything surrounding Michael Jackson is becoming so cravenly indulgent that soon the mere mention of his name will induce acid reflux! And, if it were not all so serious, one might think we were watching a parody of reality on MAD TV.
Indeed, Michael’s grip on reality remains tenuous at best. His Neverland, never grow old shtick has, frankly, grown old. And, it may soon dawn on him (perhaps even before the end of this trial) that the only way to ensure his peter pan legacy is to beat it….
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jackie says
You need to shut up because you dont know what your talking about. Dont hate on mj.
Body Detox Diets says
I will surely miss Michael Jackson, he is really worthy of the name King of Pop and he is certainly one of the greatest musicians of all time.